Witticism
I am pretty proud of myself today. I am feeling witty. I had 2 different witticisms today. Allow me to share.
Grammar Nazi
The first one came out when I was in a discussion with some friends on a message board about the NBA MVP. Several of them posted an entire post without a period. After reading each post several times trying to figure out what they were saying, I was frustrated.
ok, first off. I’m not trying to be a grammar nazi, mainly because I don’t use perfect grammar either. Having said that, learn to use some fucking punctuation. It’s like I’ve stumbled across an ESL conversation on the short bus or something…
Names Are Not Us
The second one happened when some friends of mine made an online gaming guild and called themselves United Shoes. Yeah, I don’t get it either. I had to weight in.
… but the guy names guilds like an ESL drop out lobotomized with a rusty spoon…
I don’t know what my deal is with ESLs. I have nothing against them. Some of my best friends are ESLs. It just seemed appropriate.