Archive for April, 2005

Outage: [Get error -1 from table handler]

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

Well, I have no idea how I broke my blog, but I broke more than that. I broke my database (though not severly). I ran out of /tmp space. All fixed (obviously) and for those that are truly interested I posted my fix on the WordPress forums. For posterity’s sake, I will post it here as well.

ok, I found it. I got my solution from this post:
 http://forums.xmbforum.com/viewthread.php?tid=743964

Yeah, I know it’s not about WP, but it turns out it’s a mysql/system issue, WP just happened to be the code that was trying to query the DB. Tthis was not a WP issue.

I was getting -1 error. I dumped my db to a file. I checked my tables, no errors. I repaired them just in case, no mention of anything fixed. I optimized cause I read it was a space issue. No avail. So I starting cutting off parts of the query, and even the basic select wasn’t working. But this time I was getting an error 28. “perror 28” will tell you “Error code 28: No space left on device”. (Btw, I couldn’t get perror to look up “-1”. It kept trying to use it as a flag.)

Finally a “df” helped me out. Turns out I was out of /tmp space. I cleaned out the extraneous files in there and voila, mysql started working like a champ. Didn’t even have to restart it.

I thought maybe others might be getting this issue, so I thought I would post my fix in hopes of helping other users like me who try to be DIYers.

Grilled Bananas

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

I hadn’t made it in years. In fact, aside from me, I think only 2 other people have ever eaten my grilled bananas. Since I have lived in apartment complexes for so long, it is just not something I have had the opportunity to make. However, I invaded a friend’s grill (the same one the picky eaters post was about) to make them, and I think they turned out pretty well.

The premise is pretty simple, bananas with a glaze cooked on the grill served in a bowl of ice cream. For this particular time, I used Amy’s Mexican Vanilla. Now I love that flavor, but honestly, I think it was overpowering. That vanilla is so strong it will take over a dish. It is not a good compliment ice cream. I should have used the old stand-by Blue Bell. However, it still wasn’t bad.

The only real prep work is making the glaze. It is made up of molasses, light brown sugar, key lime juice, butter and dark rum. So the obvious question is “how much of each”. In my opinion, cooking in different styles is more than what type of method you use or what ingredients you use. It’s about getting in the right frame of mind for the type of food. For me, grilling, BBQing, things cooked outside over fire and coals are not meant to be exacting. You shouldn’t be measuring out with precision how much pepper goes into the rub. You put about “that much” in. “That much” varies by mood, cooking conditions, and often in outdoor cooking, intoxication. In short, “to taste”.

Molasses is the basis of the glaze. It is your stock. I am not schooled on the different types, so I just get molasses. Light brown sugar is preferred over dark merely because of the flavors in the molasses and rum, the light brown sugar provides some sweetness without the richness. Imperial has granulated light brown sugar now, which I highly recommend. While at the store, the little lady recommended it to me and she couldn’t have been more right. Anyone that has fought with an old box of brown sugar will understand. The only issue is the sugar needs to be heated more to break down. Since we are cooking this on the stove, that’s fine. Key lime juice tartens up the flavor. Citrus in general helps the glaze permeate the flesh of the fruit. You could use just reggae lime juice, but I feel that key lime is almost always better than reggae lime when available. Butter adds a buttery flavor to the glaze (go figure) and in conjuction to the rum gives a slightly crispy texture to the outside of the banana. This gives it a nice break from the smooth ice cream. Simply put these items in a sauce pan over medium heat and make sure everything is liquid, and it’s ready to go. When the time comes, use a brush to apply it to the fruit.

Slicing the bananas is simple and quick. Chop the ends off and slice the banana in half length-wise leaving the peel on. Be sure to cut it on the curved sides so you are left with 2 identical halves. We also made grilled pineapple (with limited success, imho). Slicing the pineapple was…. interesting. I had read a recipe that described how it should be cut, and I think we got it (gf did most of the work on this one), for the most part. It’s easiest to slice the bark (is it bark?) off the sides first, using the leaves as a handle. Then cut off the bottom and top. You are left with a barrell shaped slimy (excuse me, I mean juicy) yellow mass. Slice it in half lengthwise, and cut those halves into half again, lengthwise. Ok, one more time. That should leave you with 8 semi-identical wedges. Now, you want to cut the core out of them, probably an inch or so, you should be able to tell the difference, in firmness if not color.

Heat the grill up to a low medium or so. Put the banana slices on the grill peel side up. Also, as is true with all elongated items on a grill, place them either diagonally or perpendicular to the grill bars. If not, using tongs can be “interesting” when it comes to taking cooked bananas off the grill (I lost one in the grill before I realized I was doing it wrong). If you put the glaze on now, it will be burnt by the time you take it off, so fight the urge to do so. I speak from experience here. Put the pineapple wedges on the grill, and brush the glaze over the top of them. Shut the lid (or sit and watch, whatever) for a couple minutes. You want there to be browned grill marks on the fruit. Then flip the fruit over (peel side down) and brush the glaze on. Flip the pineapple wedges and apply glaze to that side as well. Shut the lid and cook for 3-5 mins, until the peels start to pull away from the bananas. Put a second coat of the glaze on the fruit and cook a couple minutes longer. The pineapple is ready when tender. The bananas are done when the peel is pretty much mostly black and some of them are crispy and has pulled away from the fruit along the sides. You want to actually cook the banana.

Take them off the grill, take them off the peel and serve in a bowl of ice cream. The recipe isn’t perfect, but they are pretty tasty, I promise. I am considering putting some cinnamon in the glaze. Maybe some cloves. Gotta wait till another grilling time to try out my new ideas…

picky eaters

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

So, I don’t get how people can be picky eaters (ironic considering my childhood). But as an adult, I really enjoy eating just about everything. A friend is throwing a little shindig this weekend, so I was asked to get together a list of people’s eating preferences. Same players as usual.

My GF
eats beef, chicken, turkey, ham, sausage & bacon. Does not eat other pork products. Does not eat seafood or other forms of poultry. Does not eat egg if it is noticeable (usually meaning hard boiled egg in something like potato salad). Drinks white wines and alc. bev. that “taste good” (likes cape codders for example). Drinks most any soda, really likes sprite/7-up/diet coke.
Tyrone
only meat he eats is chicken. No seafood, no turkey. If you count egg as a meat, he eats that as well. Preferred alcohol: vodka, though he will drink any liquor usually. He does not do beer or wine. Does not really drink soda, has been drinking lots of water lately.
Tyrone’s Wife
I don’t know if she is coming or not (I haven’t talked to Tyrone about it yet). She is vegetarian (not sure about eggs). She doesn’t drink according to Tyrone, so I would suspect water, maybe soda (but I kinda doubt it). Other than that don’t know drinking preferences.
Ponch
Will eat most things, unless it’s just really off the wall. He’s not terribly keen on trying new foods. Does not drink alcohol of any kind, loves redbull. Usual bev. is tea. He prefers to sweeten it himself. Will drink diet coke.
Jalapeno
Eats anything (though here lately he has been trying to eat healthier), drinks anything, but can’t handle lots of spice heat. Likes diet coke.
Jalapeno’s Wife
Eats just about anything, but not a huge cheese fanatic (yeah, I don’t get it either), really likes seafood. Loves red wine of most kinds. Don’t know about soda preference, but I suspect Jalapeno’s acclimation to diet coke is from his wife.
Wanda
Does not eat pork. Loves ribs (I know you had mentioned bbq, thought I would give that specific piece of info). Eats beef, chicken, probably most poultry (likes duck a lot) does not handle lots of spice heat well. Likes light beers (bud light if I recall correctly) and things like fat tire, etc. Doesn’t drink liquor much any more.
Wanda’s BF
Eats just about everything to my knowledge. Same with beverages. He and Wanda almost always bring their own beer, unless they just know you are gonna have exactly what they want.
Me
I eat just about anything (love cheese). Drink just about anything (except the diet sodas, just cause they are teh suck).

Could you imagine having to prepare that meal? That just seems like a pain in the ass… I really appreciate all the trouble someone would go to in order to feed this motley crew.

I have no idea why I felt like blogging that, but I did.