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So March Madness is winding down, and in one of the leagues I’m in I’m tied for the lead with Wanda’s BF. It’s all about UNC and Ill. Well, I had to sign on the boards to talk some yang to the other people in the group, and I thought I would share, as it’s some of my better work. Problem is, it’s out of context. So I will try to explain it as best as possible.

so… uh… huh? who woulda guessed… Wanda’s BF and I in the final. Better luck next year hatas:

Wanda - so close, yet so far. It must hurt to know that even if you feel vindicated by beating me, your BF will still beat you and therefore doesn’t love you.

Jalapeno has been telling me that UNC is gonna lose for like 3 rounds now… they are still in it.

Jalapeno - “UNC is going down”… yeah, about that… Don’t ever, ever question me, sucka!

Vermont is a low seed that wasn’t really expected to do much. Ponch did a good job of guessing them to do at least reasonably well. However, short of that, his and my brackets are very, very similar, and if I win, he will get 2nd.

Ponch - While I applaud you for taking Vermont to the sweet 16, and actually being correct that they would at least upset their first game, riding on my coattails will still only get you 2nd at best. Remember that.

Jalapeno’s Wife took Southern Illinois very far in the brackets, yet experts expected them to do nothing. And they did nothing. She still beat her husband.

Jalapeno’s Wife – valiant effort rook… So. Ill? Were you sober? I’d say let your man help you like Wanda did, but you beat him. Take consolation in the fact you lead for the longest time, and you are still techincally tied. In theory, you could tie for the win.

Catholic Boy is well.. catholic. That and he feels that eBay has a moral obligation to not allow people to sell things for more than they are worth.

Catholic Boy - Better start praying. Short of a devine intervention involving the pope and bad math, yer out! Maybe eBay will run the brackets next year and police them to make sure no one selects a team for more than they are worth.

Random Geek - I WTFPWN3D J00, N00B! I think next year we’ll start a geeks league for you and your ilk.

and though not a hata, can’t leave him out:

Wanda’s BF - Can UNC handle the 3 man backcourt of Ill? Can Ill keep up with UNC’s scoring from every position? What happens if we are both wrong and Ill nor UNC goes on?

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