1) I’ve never seen a cat eat dog shit. I used to live with two really cool dogs, but I would always catch them eating the cat’s shit out of the cat box. Yum! Miniature Baby Ruth’s with kitty litter crunch! Talk about nasty…

2) I prefer cat smell to dog smell. Not all pets stink, but when they do, dogs tend to stink far more redolently than cats. When you pet a cat, it doesn’t leave a nasty stink on your hands either. The one exception is cat piss - totally rank, but you only smell this when you have an indoor cat or the cat isn’t fixed and is pissing all over the house.

3) I’ve never seen a cat rub its ass on the rug. I’ve seen several dogs scratch their ass glands on the floor, leaving what a friend of mine likes to call “bacon strips” on the rug. Disgusting.

4) Cats don’t bark. Cats are pretty straightforward - they bitch when they’re hungry or when they want attention, which is seldom. Dogs tend to bark at anything that moves, imagined or real. I find this to be extremely annoying.

5) I’ve never seen two cats get into a fight and one has to go to the hospital. Nor have I ever seen a cat cause someone to have to get 10 stitches in their calf, like when my step mother had to when she was attacked by a dog when I was a kid.

6) Cats can be easily trained to crap in the toilet or go outside, and not to jump on the counter. When is the last time you stepped in some cat crap in your yard and tracked it in your house? My cats are outdoor kitties and I never see thier shit. Probably b/c the dogs eat it.

7) Cats are so damn cute. Have you ever seen a dog curl up in a box or an open dresser drawer?

Dog and cat foods are made out the same nasty shit - I think they’re both equally foul. Both cats and dogs are equally clean. When is the last time you saw a cat lick his nuts and then jump on your lap and lick your face? Fucking sick.

I have nothing against dogs. I’d love to get one some day soon. For me, it’s a matter of time and energy.

2) If you are talking just straight animal and their funk, I’ll give it to ya. Dogs can get pretty funky, cats are only funky smelling when it comes to what is going in and out of them.

3) Dude, your friend needs to discipline his dog. Possibly trim the hair around it’s ass? I dunno, but I’ve been around lots of dogs, and I have seen a dog try that once. It’s called discipline.

4) Different dogs bark at different things. Some even bay (which is highly annoying) but nothing is worse than cats who jump up on shit at all hours of the night, knocking things off counters, breaking glasses, getting in the fucking blinds, I hate that shit.

5) You haven’t seen any violent cats. There are plenty out there.

6) As for cats using the toilet, only if they can flush it, otherwise it’s still just as nasty and I prefer they go outside.

7) Yeah, they are cute.

Uh, I don’t let my dog lick my face. Never have. I know what dogs eat, and I don’t take kindly to that on my face.

You’ll see the caveat about “inside” cats at the bottom. I sorta slipped that one in. It was there in the original post.

The actual point of the rant is to show the nastiness of their owners, not so much the animals themselves. The point that cats are allowed to have them. All the things you talk about for dogs are behaviors that can be untaught. I’m sure they can be untaught for cats too, but most owners hold the addage “can’t teach a cat”. It’s the tolerance of the cats’ behaviors that really get to me. And what people do with shit. That still just amazes me…